From today’s Scott Mills show:

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Now come on Chappers, East Midlander to a Manc – you trying to tell me you’ve never enjoyed the joys of a nice runny boiled egg with soldiers with a side portion of hot buttered toast with beans on top? If not, you’ve never lived!!