I have decided to start a new Coalition Against New Skanks aka C.A.N.S. Why? Well, it’s getting a bit bate actually.

First came the Head Shoulders Knees and Toes – clever, fun, easy to do. It spawned so many remixes and of course the (future) award winning parody ‘Egg Soldiers Beans & Toast’.
Then came Jump In The Middle And Skank – it had sick production, it was fun, it was catchy.
Then came the Tribal Skank – ridiculous production, energetic, original.
Then came the Migraine Skank – good use of big riddims, easy to do dance that wouldn’t make you look too waste on the dancefloor.

And then that’s when the funky scene was overwhelmed with the sound of the bottom of a barrel being scraped.

The Ring A Roses Skank – overly complicated & swagger jacking a sick beat
and now, the JUNGLE MAN Skank – well, make up your own mind:

I have seen people tribal skanking, heads shoulders-ing, jump in the middle & skanking and migraine skanking it out but I have NEVER seen anyone in a club ring a roses skanking or jungle man skanking. Will I ever or will C.A.N.S save the day before Gus from Eastenders invents the highly complicated ‘Wasteman Skank’?