THE WASTEMAN SKANK
So Gus from Eastenders replied to my post and now we have the audio. Ladies and Gentlemen, I bring you exclusively on this blog, the Gus From Eastenders “Wasteman Skank”
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Shouts to Wellard – he ain’t dead, he’s busy drawing up the plans for the Wasteman Skank video.
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* This is in no way affiliated or endorsed by Mohammed George or BBC’s Eastenders. Mo is NOT a wasteman however Gus from Eastenders is. Hold tight for the Janine Butcher “Runover Skank”.
Here are the lyrics:
Intro
Ay yo – it’s Gus from Eastenders and I invented this wasteman ting.
I used to collect waste from Albert Square and Sonia turned me down – that makes me the true wasteman.
Everyone else is jumping on this funky ting, so why shouldn’t I?
Chorus
I wanna see the wasteman skank
Blood, lemme see the wasteman skank
Verse
First step is take your brush,
Second step is sweep that brush,
Third step is pick up that crisp wrapper,
Fourth step is to put it in the bin,
Fifth step is to take out the bin bag,
Sixth step is to tie the bin bag,
Seventh step is to put the bin bag in the back of the rubbish truck,
Eighth step is to stroke wellard,
Go low and stroke wellard
Ninth step is to preps Sonia Jackson,
Tenth step is to get knocked back,
Eleventh step is to go into Beales Cafe,
Twelfth step is to order a tea,
Thirteenth step is to check your pocket,
only to find that it is empty,
Fourteenth step is to go back to work,
Fifteenth step is to pick back up your brush,
Sixteenth step is to push out your dust cart,
Seventeenth step is to go sweep it up
Chorus
I wanna see the wasteman skank
Blood, lemme see the wasteman skank
